Here’s why France won’t win the 2022 World Cup!

Preamble. This “Here’s why” series is not intended to flush out the false good or the true evil. It is a subjective and imaginary crossing aimed at stirring up gossip and ass, even if it means triggering the ah (?), the oh (!) between laughter and cheers, from Daniel to Rio. Have a good trip…

We wonder if Dry didn’t shoot the pussy at Deschamps. The bad luck affecting France is extraordinary. Benzema, Nkunku, Fekir, Diaby, Pogba, Kante, Mendy, Kimpembe, Rabbit, Clauss, Maignan, it is a possible eleven which is absent for various reasons at this 2022 World Cup. Benzema, the Golden ball will therefore sleep wisely under the stars while his comrades will try in vain to win their third. A suffering for the Blues invades bruises to the point that it is a sub-France which will be present in this tournament. France holds the trophy but possession is not everything, even in Qatar.

The French therefore have the blues. And that’s normal, what would we do without Luke, Carrasco, Trossard, Vanaken, Witsel, Tielemans, The Ketelaere, Dendoncker, Denayer, Boyata et Mignolet ? Already that we, we did not compose anything with the band in full.

One cannot help but imagine that the only Frenchman who is delighted with all this is Mbappe. The brilliant Parisian does not like shade. And there, Kylian has a lit boulevard as wide as the Champs-Elysées to be “Karim instead of Karim“. Some would have seen it who strolled down the avenue with her heart open to the unknown. He wanted to say hello to anyone. Anyone and it was Giroud to whom he would have said anything. An Iznogoud ego for Pinguino, which the coach will have to manage internally or risk being given a (Zid) donkey cap sooner than expected.

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