Zlatan Ibrahimovic would never let his 500th career goal become a tap-in, right?
The Super Swede brought the remarkable figure with a typical swirling, acrobatic karate kick for LA Galaxy in the 5-2 defeat against Toronto on Saturday night.
And after the game he marked the goal in typical Zlatan style.
"It's not the first time I have received a standing ovation from the away team," he said after Toronto fans applauded his stunning strike.
"Obviously it's not good to lose … but I'm happy for Toronto because they'll be remembered as my 500th victim."
So far, so Zlatan.
And the big man also got a message from his former Manchester United team-mate Paul Pogba, who even put on Zlatan's Galaxy Shirt for the occasion.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic 500 career goals
Malmö (1999-2001) – 18
Ajax (2001-2005) – 48
Juventus (2004-2006) – 26
Inter Milan (2006-2009) – 66
Barcelona (2009-2010) – 22
AC Milan (2010-2012) – 56
PSG (2012-2016) – 156
Manchester United (2016-2018) – 29
LA Galaxy (2018-today) – 17
Sweden (2001-2016) – 62
Laughing, Pogba lectured on Zlatan's acrobatic goal as he said, "I tell you to play football and you see too much Jackie Chan, Jet Li and Bruce Lee."
It seems to have served him well after the goal.
And all the other goals to think about.