last week
I participated in one
Far beyond imagination, huge momentum
A folk badminton game with tight rhythm and warm atmosphere
I thought it was something like a badminton match
It’s only exciting to watch the Olympics live at home
As a result, when I arrived at the badminton competition,
I forgot my love, became ruthless and wanted to win glory for my country.
on the playing field
I found it after a long absence
The throbbing of youth and the pleasure of movement
Before entering the competition, I thought
Club folk badminton competition
Just want everyone to have fun
After participating in the competition, all I can say is
I underestimated the piety of badminton people.
sophisticated organization
orderly preparation
From call for registration to live competition
Every aspect demonstrates professionalism and seriousness
The east wind blows the war drums
game day
I live in the arena on First Ring Road
My heart feels like I’m here at the World Badminton Championships
Deadline before publication
Our badminton competition group
There are also constant videos and photos being released
Now I invite you to fully step into my perspective
Let’s experience this Chengdu folk badminton game together
To hold a badminton match
Contestants enter the state two months in advance
Anyone who plays badminton knows this
How important is it to have a fixed feather ring?
It’s good if the circle has a good atmosphere
The bigger the circle, the bigger the display
Not afraid of everyone laughing
I am a golfer and a big food addict.
Playing basketball for three years
Has always stayed at the level of novice L1
No matter how many grip videos I watch
There are automatic fly swatters on the stage.
One month before the game
Then we started training every week to prepare for the competition.
10 days before the competition
A poster countdown has been generated in the group
I get nervous and excited every time I see it
I often lie on the sofa and fantasize about my heroic appearance on the field.
But when work gets busy
I remember having to work so hard to play a game on the weekend.
Feeling a little bit regretful again
Why am I so confused?
Just picked up a badminton match
At work during the day and at the stadium at night
There is endless suffering both mentally and physically.
to the day before the game
I comfort myself that we are all newbies anyway.
It’s all just a joke anyway
But when I arrived at the scene, I suddenly discovered that
There are three types of people you are most afraid of on the court
They all came today
Tong Zi Kung
Very powerful at a young age
The movements are clean and neat, and the feet move quickly
Don’t think he is easy to bully
The kid brother is especially good at lobbing from all directions to make you run and break your legs.
Kung Fu Panda
Don’t be fooled by this stocky appearance
Heavier people are actually very flexible on the court
After a game of golf, most people may be exhausted and paralyzed.
But for pandas it’s just a warm-up
Weird Laoden
Middle-aged and elderly golfers on the golf course are the most mysterious group of people
They have a lot of experience and a lot of insight.
Often a small ball stuck to the net can make someone stand on the spot.
Good handwork + lots of fake moves, often making it hard for people to guard against
The atmosphere at the folk badminton match
Lin Dan will cry when he comes
14：00
All the participating friends have gathered
Listen carefully to the rules of the competition at the scene
Friendship first, competition second
Of course it’s just talk
You’ll know it if you’ve been on the field.
Everyone is dreaming about the return of the king
The host read out the pre-game rules
Divide the competition venues for each group
Various awards have been arranged
All sports energy supplies are also in place
The registration fee for each person is 100 yuan
If you win, you can get a medal and a badminton ball
If you lose, you can eat and drink as much as you like with Snickers, bananas and Pocari.
I comfort myself if I lose
Just treat it as a workout and have a snack buffet
The filming crew is all ready
Action camera + SLR + mirrorless camera
There is only one 4k real-time event broadcast truck missing on site
at this time
The beautiful woman in the crowd suddenly took off her coat and came on stage
Loud music suddenly hits
I just found out that they also serve as cheerleaders
When I was a kid, I didn’t understand much when watching live sports broadcasts.
Why on the way to the game
There are always a group of beauties flashing and dancing
Now I understand and applaud passionately
Where we have to fight to win or lose
Is there anything more relaxing than beautiful girls dancing?
After the cheerleading warm-up
All contestants began to actively train
Children participating in the competition start to see who they are competing against.
All the children who are not participating are nearby
Sitting and playing with mobile phones or toys
Parents have their cellphones with them on the field
For children, it’s Chinese New Year
At this time, ask your parents for the mobile phone password
Just like when I was a kid, I asked my mother who was playing mahjong for money.
Got it all
The partner of the women’s doubles crosses half the court
Finally meet me with a badminton racket
They all have to go to church
Just met for the first time
I was just about to say I’m a newbie
She said she said update
Not even a few times
Finished
At that moment I felt a little bad
In this world, apart from getting married and welcoming new people,
I don’t think there is a competitive scene that welcomes newcomers
Next is my playing time
Women’s doubles first game:
Entering the field under the direction of the referee
My opponent and I started guessing
Whoever wins either wants the ball
Either need a venue
The other party asked for the venue
I’ll serve the first ball
As a result, the first ball was hit
My feet slip
The opponent returned a ball
My teammates haven’t come to their senses yet
The ball hit the ground directly
It’s like a slap in the face
So the first game
Even if my teammates and I try to turn the tide
There is no way to change the fate of 14:15
Women’s doubles second game:
I gradually find my status
The understanding with teammates is getting better and better
She throws herself at the net and I guard the back
Photos taken too seriously to capture
Sometimes I feel like I’m doing Tai Chi with all my strength
Sometimes it’s like swatting mosquitoes late at night
After watching the game’s return pictures
Somewhat uncomfortable
I thought that in the eyes of others, I was an athletic beauty like the wind
As a result, the real me in the camera looks like a wretched land father-in-law
The game is so short
It turns out there are so many ways for me to make a fool of myself
Was it ugly in the second game?
But I still have a tacit understanding with my teammates because of the cooperation.
Won this round
When the referee asked me to sign
I’m like a celebrity writing a signature to my fans
Feeling a little proud
But I still have to pretend to be calm and calm
There will be a women’s doubles game and a mixed doubles game later.
The memory is a bit painful
I dare not tell you more
For example, catching the ball and following it
I suddenly lost my center of gravity and fell down on all fours.
For example, my mixed doubles teammates and I
When the ball comes to the middle, they suddenly give in to each other
After I finish my game
Just travel to different venues to watch the games
i found
After entering the semi-finals, all the men became Lin Dan
All the beauties who entered the semi-finals were Huang Yaqiong
Everyone played harder and more vigorously
It’s all a contest of skills
Eyes full of desire for victory
High five after winning the game
Consoling each other after losing
The sports atmosphere on the court at this time can be described in four words:
Extremely awesome
climax of the game
It was at the dream awards ceremony
18：00
As the final men’s doubles match comes to an end
All events in this competition have been completed
All the judges work together to carefully check the winners
Then the host invites the award presenter to come on stage
Two primary school students take elegant steps
Putting the glory of sport around the necks of the winners
We gathered around and applauded the winners warmly
The winner will have “a spring breeze on his face” written on his face at this moment
The elder sister who was silent when entering the venue
Now holding the medal and looking up to the sky and smiling
The Kung Fu Panda with the most powerful smash
When I took a photo with my teammates, my chin was already three levels of laughter.
you may ask
Why is the best prize a half-cylinder badminton?
I understand everything
The current badminton market
Comparable to gold
Badminton is a permanent financial product for players
Participated in badminton once
Although I didn’t get the ranking
But got exercise
Finished the second game
The watch will show that the exercise task has been completed
Half afternoon badminton match
Let me get away from other propositions in life
Because there are many propositions in life that only need to be thought about seriously
It’s all incomprehensible
But in this green arena
We can jump as high as we want
During exercise, the body releases dopamine and endorphins
High-speed movement and full-body force when smashing the ball
The brain can respond in the shortest time
This excitement
It’s the sense of being alive that everyone keeps saying
Although we all know that we won’t be able to achieve any ranking
But I think I can get rid of cervical spondylosis by sweating it out
It’s worth a thousand dollars
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Original title: “Participated in folk badminton competition and won a complete defeat”
