Being late at Celtic
I still went back down to London when I was at Celtic. I had things to do. So every Monday morning, you know how you pick horses for the Grand National? Well, the Celtic players were picking out what minute I was coming in at! I was always late – and one day, somebody actually got ‘not coming in’.
Leaving Celtic in 1989
I didn’t want to go, but when I signed [from West Ham]I took a £1,000-a-week drop in wages but was told the club would pay the tax on my sign-on fee. But the first sign-on fee I got, it was taxed. So I was raging. Everyone kept saying I moved back to West Ham because I was missing the Page Three girls and all that nonsense. But I thought I was at Celtic for the rest of my career.
Macari’s training at West Ham
It was just run, run, run. I still get sweats when I drive down the motorway and see all the cones. That reminds me of Lou Macari’s training sessions. He took us to a health farm once – I got a hypnotist to send him to sleep so we could go to a party.
The Stringfellows years
I always went to Stringfellows – just for an hour before going to another nightclub because Peter [Stringfellow] was great to me. And I loved him. He introduced me to Jack Nicholson – Captain Jack – and Johnny Depp. Absolutely brilliant.
Appearing on ‘Wogan’
It changed my life completely. I was top goalscorer that season, but the TV cameras weren’t showing football games. So I got asked on Wogan. I was just about to make my debut for Scotland, so they got me on with Denis Law. I looked like an absolute pleb, I went out and got a brand-new Cartier suit, Cartier shoes, socks, tie, everything. And 23m people were watching.
His chat with Margaret Thatcher
We met her after the 1988 cup final. I shook her hand and thanked her. She said ‘thanks for what?’ I said ‘because I was on 60% tax down in England and you reduced it to 40%’. So I was like, thanks very much, ma’am.
2024-05-15 08:07:53
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