Excellent, Xavi, excellent – The penultimate living Raulista

The excellence that Catalans always seek, Xavi, and especially the Barcelona Football Club. At a general level, for example, the excellence that Catalans always seek and that is about to cause the forgiveness of fifteen thousand of the eighty-four billion euros that this autonomous community owes. Of the three hundred and sixteen billion euros of community debt, a historical record, only the Catalan community owes nearly eighty-five thousand, that is almost eleven thousand euros per inhabitant, more than double that of Madrid. Then there are Valencia, with fifty-five thousand, and Andalusia, which owes almost thirty-eight billion. It is excellent for Catalonia that the rest of the Spanish citizens assume their debt as their own, as it is also excellent (and now on a strictly sporting level) that the Spanish League clubs look the other way after the Catalan club threw seventeen years paying the vice president of the arbitrators for the sake of essential neutrality. Excellent. Marvelous. Sensational. I’m running out of words.

All the Catalan presidents of the 21st century have been convicted or investigated, all. Pure excellence. The debt of the Catalan club is also close: one thousand three hundred and fifty million euros. Excellent without a doubt. On June 1, 2018, Josep María Bartomeu explained the uniqueness of the Barcelona model at Harvard University. It is curious because, in his speech, the former culé president, today investigated by Judge Aguirre, appealed to the same excellence that Xavi referred to this morning. He pays attention to what he said then: “We aspire to enrich our uniqueness through our non-conformist culture. We aspire to difference through excellence.” Excellent… again. Almost one thousand four hundred million euros later, today it became known that UEFA has awarded Barça with a fine of half a million euros for declaring your 2022 profits incorrectly. It is the same excellent excellence that led General Franco to rescue the Catalan club from bankruptcy with everyone’s money, more or less the same thing that he is willing to do now Pedro Sanchez, which shoots with the king’s gunpowder. They say that, when he hit her, Carlos Monzón yelled at her wife, Susana Giménez, that it was because he loved her a lot, and she repeated “well, please don’t love me so much.” Please, Xavi, don’t be so excellent with money and the efforts of others.

The speech is not only pedantic, no, it is very much so. We are used to the pedantry of Xavi, which is that of Guardiola. This thing about DNA, valorsy del sanity It is a recent creation, an invention of the new generations. I never heard Rexach, Asensi or Migueli talk about all these things, serious people. Nor Cruyff either. Idiocy comes later, petulance came later. Leaving aside the psychological aspect, which would be enough for several essays, from a strictly sporting point of view it is very funny to see this kid giving lessons in excellence from his vantage point of a League won 1-0. It’s all, as Bartomeu said five years ago no less than at Harvard, thanks to the peculiar culture of culé nonconformity that has led Barça to win five European Cups while other more conformist clubs such as Liverpool, Bayern and Milan have won. six, six and seven Champions respectively. The most conformist, and by far, is Real Madrid, which has only won fourteen. It will be because in Madrid there is no DNA.

Don’t be so excellent, Xavi, seriously, I really ask you. Because so much excellence is going to end up ruining us all. I would be happy if you paid what you owe, nothing more.. And with someone explaining once and for all why and why it was necessary to pay the active referee vice president if Barcelona was the best team of all time. A genius can be allowed to be arrogant, but not a first-time football coach. The ingenious Oscar Wilde, who when he was dying and asked for caviar and champagne said that he was dying beyond his means, could be endured and even applauded. The problem is that the rest of us pay for your excellence.. Get off the pulpit, crack, You don’t go beyond being an altar boy and you think you’re His Holiness the Pope.

2023-11-03 18:35:38
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