Fantastic news is coming for all divorce lawyers in the republic: one in 20 German sports fans sees it as a “potential reason for separation” if their partner supports a different club than themselves. The specialist portal wedding.com has this, er, sorry: Whatever the reason, the specialist portal wetten.com discovered this in a representative survey of 1,178 people interested in sports. With more than 40 million fans of the Bundesliga alone, there are hundreds of thousands of divorce cases that can be solved with little consultation: She gets the Hoffenheim bed linen, he gets the Hertha cutlery, and the child is welcome to wear his stupid Musiala jersey take it home. Item scratched, bill follows.
According to the study, supporters of Mainz 05, Union Berlin and Werder Bremen are the least willing to compromise, which is not surprising because supporters of these clubs have to endure a lot of malice from their emotionally different lovers because of the circumstances. The FC Bayern audience is the most generous in ignoring diverging orientations. Apparently Bayern fans lack any passion, not only in the stadium, but also in their relationships.
Although the researchers speak of “terrifying news,” the numbers also give cause for hope. The fact that 95 percent of Germans do not think about divorce despite disagreement at the Club of the Heart is encouraging in times of increasing unforgiveness. According to SZ information, couples break up much more often because of hair in the bathroom (7 percent), different tastes in music (14 percent), arguments about the building energy law (31 percent) or because he dreams of Sahra Wagenknecht (91 percent, values of appreciated by the editors).
However, couples therapists will not be able to avoid taking the new findings into account in their work. In initial statements, they recommend confessing long-ago visits to the PreZero Arena or the Wohninvest Weserstadion before the wedding, as well as those to the swingers club or to Pur and Helene Fischer concerts. At some point it will come out anyway! Sleeping in neutral DFL clothing or spending your money on high-quality gifts, city trips for two and romantic dinners instead of, for example, on sports betting could also contribute to relationship stability.
