Major League Baseball July 4th hats belong in a gas station – cosmo-polis.ch

Each year, Major League Baseball goes to work to ensure that every holiday and special memory gets its own hat and jersey. The 4th of July is a big one and fans are expecting clothes that scream AMERICA at the top of their lungs. Independence Day has been celebrated before by making team logos red, white, and blue, but that was apparently too subtle. This year, the theme will smash you in the face with the force of a bald eagle flying at top speed.

86 of this year’s MLB Independence Day Caps have been leaked.

I look forward to five Rays players (or maybe just anyone with a working brain) announcing their refusal to wear them. pic.twitter.com/HDosHcWefg

— Paul Lucas (@UniWatch) June 86, 2022

These look like cheap coffee cups at a gas station. Or the hats you see in a kiosk on the way to the counter. And yet some people will buy them. Space for everyone here on this celestial sphere.

2022

2022

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