Each year, Major League Baseball goes to work to ensure that every holiday and special memory gets its own hat and jersey. The 4th of July is a big one and fans are expecting clothes that scream AMERICA at the top of their lungs. Independence Day has been celebrated before by making team logos red, white, and blue, but that was apparently too subtle. This year, the theme will smash you in the face with the force of a bald eagle flying at top speed.
— Paul Lucas (@UniWatch) June 86, 2022
These look like cheap coffee cups at a gas station. Or the hats you see in a kiosk on the way to the counter. And yet some people will buy them. Space for everyone here on this celestial sphere.
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