The month of April always has surprises in store for us, and Dalano Banton did not disappoint. The Blazers playmaker sprayed from the parking lot against the Kings (15 3-point shots attempted), and made… none. Nada, shit, not even a little open. This is a record, and we would like to congratulate it.
Dung, feces, droppings, excretions, poop or guano, call it what you want but all these words capture Dalano Banton’s performance in Sacramento. You are not at the end of your surprises.
First, there is the shoot. Banton likes to shoot from afar, but this Sunday, the parking attendant came to see him in person to ask him to stop. He started the first quarter with 7 attempts for as many sausages, things were off to a bad start. A shooter who knows how to shoot without his shot is a good shooter. But the leader is not what we call a good shooter. He swings in all directions throughout the match and finishes 0/15 behind the arc.
Dalano Banton vs Kings | Highlights 4K | 0/15 3P | The Next Steph Curry ? 🔥🔥
pic.twitter.com/vdhD4JHGMm
— Blazers France (@BlazersFr) April 14, 2024
ZERO OUT OF FIFTEEN. It’s abysmal, and no one has done it worse. The feat belonged to Eric Gordon, Brook Lopez and Justin Anderson, who had all three finished at 0/12. We have entered a new sphere. The damage speaks for itself: four billed boards, two twisted hoops and the disastrous psychological state of the 17 RIP City fans on the hands of number 5. The balls did not end up in the ring, basketball will remember from Dalano.
But the worst part of all this is that good old Banton would have continued shooting… if he hadn’t gotten ejected! Flagrant 2 in the last quarter, one way to the showers before the end of the match. It’s almost sad that he didn’t have the opportunity to hit the 0/20 mark, we would have had an excellent title winner.
Obviously, its overall address isn’t much prettier. 6/26 in total, to which we add 6 lost balls for a single decisive pass. It’s abysmal. He finished at 0 in TTFL, with a sensational 41 penalty. We touch on the sublime. If he only shot 0/15, we all agree that he had 0/20.
Dalano Banton (4/14/24) pic.twitter.com/sRABe2l0QC
— Tęrräñøvå (Overly Positive Pal) (@TerranovaNoah) April 14, 2024
Come on, and to finish, what could be better than a list of players, chosen at random, who would have shot better than him tonight:
- Joakim Noah
- Thank you Fall
- Oscar Robertson (at 85 years old)
- Ted Wheeler, Mayor of the City of Portland
- Céleste Macquet, great writer of a recognized basketball media
- My grandmother on a good day
- The person to your right there, right now
- Kylian Hayes, but it’s not sure-sure
Shall we recap one last time to realize the moment? Record 0/15 from distance, 20 missed shots in total, 6 lost balls and 2 flagrant fouls that earned an ejection. In the SAME match? Thank you for this moment Dalano, from the bottom of my heart.
Unfortunately, the Blazers have finished their season and Banton will not see the NBA courts again until October. Too bad for him, so much the better for the panels, in all the rooms of the league.
2024-04-14 23:03:00
#Dalano #Banton #pushes #limits #draw #3points
