Coach Claus-Dieter Wollitz finally wants to celebrate promotion with Energie Cottbus.
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Cottbus narrowly won in Meuselwitz, Greifswald won at home against Viktoria Berlin, the BFC was beaten at home by Karl-Marx-Stadt (small reminiscence).
What a weekend in the Regionalliga Nordost. We are rapidly approaching the final, only eight match days left and the direct promotion to the 3rd league has been determined. With Greifswald, Cottbus and BFC Dynamo, a trio is rightly at the top of the league. It should be with the football devil if the prince, farmer or maiden didn’t swallow the morsel, to put it trifolically.
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Frank Willmann looks at the football between Leipzig, Łódź and Ljubljana.
His totality, Prince Karneval Wollitz, crowned rager and main enemy of all non-Cottbus residents, cheated his way forward on the sidelines with a lot of skill, generous Christmas hopping and big Rumpelstiltskin behavior. Unfortunately you have to take your hat off to his motivating performance, this dirty dinosaur of totalitarian football without a laptop has a lot of heart and expertise.
Regional league footballers shouldn’t be coddled, they need a solid message like: Run, you bottle! Or: If you knew how football works, you wouldn’t give up for 2000 euros. They don’t feast on the eternal gold steak like their millionaire colleagues from the first Bundesliga, who always have a horde of court reporters cackling behind them in order to get a piece of their used toilet paper for the main news. Regional league players always have one foot in the job center and honestly get goosebumps and shivers when their fans celebrate them.
Next Saturday the Cologne Bauer BFC will play against Altglienicke. Only a win counts for the BFC after they showed nerves against Chemnitz in front of 3,000 spectators. Goal scorer Rufat Dadashov once again seemed out of sorts and even missed a penalty. Here too, the trainer is in demand as a great motivator. Of course, coach Dirk “Schmallippe” Kunert is no Wollitz. His rhetorical repertoire is modest, but the ruler of terror Wollitz can deliver anything between Mother Theresa and Stalin.
In first place is the Cologne Jungfrau Greifswald. I can’t enjoy seeing the Northeast Germans in the 3rd league. If they win promotion, they want to play their home games in Lübeck because their home tractor stadium has been invaded by cute raccoons and one-legged storks. Why not Szczecin? That’s 30 kilometers less. In addition, the fifty local Dösbaddel who regularly accompany Greifswald to the games get a lot of money for their euros.
Prinz, Bauer and Jungfrau still have eight or nine (BFC and Cottbus) difficult games ahead of them. In which all sorts of bones can break, cruciate ligaments or Greifswald’s lucky thread can tear? Especially for the few fans in the north, a vicious primal scream and the rattling of chains should be enough to scare the few people back to their huts. Wollitz, he’s using the international break to spread fear and terror!
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