Three letters shake the republic: Give me a Be! Give me something to eat! Give me a We! … BSW: What’s behind it? We reveal previously largely unknown backgrounds and reveal connections that you could never have imagined. Traces lead, among other things, to a sauna and to the most sophisticated financial circles. But if you don’t take this post seriously, just consider it a gloss. Or satire? Or nonsense? Oh, do whatever you want.
BSW, Deutsche Bank and JP Morgan
Excuse me, BSW, that doesn’t mean anything to you? Do you live behind the moon, the seven mountains or in Bretzenacker? BSW, you have to know that.
After all, leading issuers of the world’s most sophisticated financial products are organized in the BSW – Barclays, BNP Paribas, Deutsche Bank, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan. The aim of the BSW is to “improve the political and regulatory framework” for derivatives, asset swaps, reverse floaters and whatever other innovative rattle constructs there are; loosely translated: to deregulate investment banking.
The BSW people put it a little more elegantly: they are “advocates of self-regulation”. Loosely translated again: We want to make the rules that apply to us ourselves, because after all, we financial sharks know best what is good for us – apart from us, no one checks what convertible bonds, cap loans or leverage certificates are anyway. The state should stay out of this.
BSW: the Federal Association for Structured Securities.
The BSW mystery: What do the sauna manufacturers have to do with it?
Wait, you might be saying that the abbreviation BSW means something completely different.
Namely the Federal Association of Swimming Pools and Wellness (the interest group for manufacturers of whirlpools, saunas and steam baths). Furthermore, the Federal Solar Industry Association is associated with the letter trio. And the railway social work (you can find out more about the railway here).
Sahra Wagenknecht, the Bratskoje and the Judo Connection
Finally and recently there is also the BSW: the Alliance Sahra Wagenknecht.
At first we thought: Well, it’s a glitch that the Sahra Wagenknecht alliance now runs the risk of being confused with all sorts of things because of its spectacularly unimaginative choice of name. In the worst case scenario, with the lobby club of big finance gamblers. In the best case scenario, however, with the Bratskoje Sotrudnitschestwo Wojennoplennych (BSW) or the Berleburger Schaumstoffwerke (BSW). One is an anti-fascist resistance organization from Russia, the other is a company that produces mats for the sport of judo. And as is well known, Mr. Putin also indulges in this.
But then we started pondering: Is all of this really just a coincidence due to the lack of creativity in choosing a name? Doesn’t that raise a completely different suspicion? Are BSW, BSW, BSW, BSW and BSW as well as BSW and BSW actually in cahoots? A subversive network of bankers, steam bath lobbyists, photovoltaic producers, railway workers, Russia, martial arts entrepreneurs and the red Sahra? Did Wagenknecht meet with the head of Deutsche Bank in the hot tub to discuss how money from a Putin reptile fund could be used to plant solar modules made of Berleburg foam on German train station roofs? Such destructive machinations would of course be capable of destabilizing the Federal Republic.
The basic research has now been done – now conspiracy theorists just have to put two and two together.
2023-10-24 13:21:56
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