Opinion Neymar, Cristiano Ronaldo and Co.
Thanks Saudi Arabia, and there’s more to come!
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The biggest aerial number that modern football has to offer: Neymar is now rolling on the ground in Saudi Arabia
What: AFP/-
Saudi Arabia’s billion-dollar offensive is rocking the football world. Fans and clubs lament the losses. Let’s rather be grateful that air numbers and weak characters like Neymar are now theatrically rolling in the desert sand. Treat yourself! Gold steaks for everyone!
Did you know? The desert martin was first described in 1851 by the German ornithologist Jean Louis Cabanis. Now, 170 years later, it is brought to the big performance. Neymar, the greatest air number modern football has to offer, has joined Al-Hilal in Saudi Arabia from the Qatari outpost in Paris. After duels, he will now throw himself into desert dust for 80 million euros per season.
A transfer that makes some observers and players in the industry worry even more. Many complain of a loss of sporting relevance and economic power – and herald the end of the western (soccer) world. There are warnings about the disruptive plans of the Saudis, who want to take what is most sacred from us with the power of money. After all, Cristiano Ronaldo, Karim Benzema, N’Golo Kante, Jordan Henderson, Sadio Mané and Seko Fofana have all gone in recent months. More followed and will follow, like Neymar recently, the Brazilian superstar.
Where do I have to sign? Neymar receives a salary of 160 million euros for two years
What: AP
Which brings us back to the birds and trying to calm the anxious with a poem by James Krüss. “The starlings are coming back, from the south across the sea. With flashing plumage, and no one knows where from,” says the star song.
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What comforts one person sounds like a warning to me. Because there is no way I want Neymar, CR7 and their clones back. I’m downright grateful to the sheikhs for taking on so many tramps and cardsharps. It now has something of the convict colony of Australia in the 19th century, and the accuracy of the selection is truly remarkable.
Role models of characterlessness
As a result, I am finally free from the sight of the stranger shame poses of the first-person shooter Cristiano Ronaldo and no longer have to calm my pulse after Neymar’s acting interludes. The fascist Marcelo Brozovic has disappeared, as has Karim Benzema, the unsympathetic who once blackmailed his teammates with a sex tape. “La truie”, Mathieu Valbuena, the victim, is said to have said at the time: the sow, the.
First title: Cristiano Ronaldo already won a cup with Al-Nassr FC
Quelle: dpa/Samah Zidane
Let’s not fool ourselves, in football everything will be forgiven in this country as long as the tackle rate and goal tally are right. But now the role models of lack of character have arrived exactly where they belong. Spoiled kickers who can no longer say a halfway clever sentence straight out of sheer money in their mouths. All those whose double standards between brothel visits, disco brawls and the rainbow campaign were more strained than adductors and syndesmosis in a World Cup final with extra time and penalties. Treat yourself! Gold steaks for everyone! Where else is superficiality and hypocrisy better at home than on the Arabian Peninsula?
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Dear Saudis, thank you for that. As well as for the side effect that you finally make the real fashion fans visible. Anyone who used to be at least suspicious in a Bayern jersey or in recent years with a PSG jersey – the presumption of innocence also applies here – is now clearly identifiable. The Mediterranean beaches have been teeming with Al-Nassr shirts this summer alongside Messi in Inter Miami shirt. They rub their hands not only in the fake shops. The sheikhs should also be very satisfied with the pictures from Europe. Sports washing works and there is still a lot of dirt to remove.
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Kicker, Comunio, Kickbase
A few squad positions at Al-Hilal, Al-Lergie or Al-Tersarmut are therefore definitely still free. So take advantage of the moment and prompt the sheikhs with their top 5 most unsympathetic players. Don’t forget: money is not an issue. I had already sent my list into the desert a few weeks ago: in addition to Neymar, I noted Ousmane Dembélé, Leroy Sané, Ruben Vargas and Marcus Thuram. A start has been made. And a desert swallow doesn’t make a transfer summer. There’s more.
