Burn, hold on, curves are coming – The penultimate raulista alive

Welcome, Arda Güler, to the best and most demanding sports club in history. You have chosen Real Madrid precisely for this reason, because of its history. You have chosen Real Madrid for what everyone chooses, for its fourteen European Cups, for the historic comebacks in the Champions League, for the impossible challenges, for the magic of the Bernabéu. You have chosen Real Madrid because you want to feel the same as Vinicius or Rodrygo and what Cristiano, Benzema, Marcelo and Sergio Ramos have felt. You have chosen Real Madrid because you want to be a protagonist and not just an extra, and because you want to contribute to making the trophy room of what is already, as I began by saying, the biggest sports club in history bigger. And you have chosen Real Madrid because of the charm that this club has throughout Europe, throughout the world, because of the spell it provokes wherever it goes and because of the respect they have for it, surely also in your country, Turkey.

And you probably chose Real Madrid because Özil told you what an open secret is. Özil was here for a relatively short time, just three years. He went to the Arsenal for money and there he wasted eight hours, growing old, withering, watching the train go by and sticking his head out of the window on dreary, rainy London days. Legend has it that, as soon as he left, Özil, who was still not fully aware of the blunder, called Benzema on the phone to tell him that Wenger was interested in him and to ask him if he wanted to leave Madrid. “Are you crazy?” Karim replied, “I’m not moving from here. What, if you want, I can do for you is talk to the prez so he can bring you back.” Because, dear Arda, as my good friend José Luis Morales says, once inside Real Madrid the civil guard has to take you out. So welcome.

Welcome to Paradise and also to the hell of Real Madrid. Talk to Vinicius, he will know how to explain what I am telling you better than me. Because you would think that the prestige that Real Madrid enjoys throughout the world also affects Spain, which is the country of Real Madrid, but that is not the case. I don’t know what will happen to you, if you are going to stay in the first team or if you are going to go on loan, but I pray that they don’t take you to Castilla because you will be in serious danger there. I don’t want to scare you, huh? I insist, he talks to Vinicius. Even before your transfer to Madrid was confirmed, but your decision was already intuited, here, in Spain, they were already making you a tailored suit in the same tailor shop where each and every one of the new players is cut. You meringues. Of Cristiano, who today is the club’s all-time top scorer, it was said that he was a bad professional and that he would end up closing all the gambling dens. Of Benzema, who today is the club’s all-time top scorer, it was said for years that he was not a scorer, look what a great paradox.

I don’t know what they will say about you but it would be good if you were warned just in case because they will say something. If they give you up they will say that you have not convinced Ancelotti, if you are still in the first team and you do not play they will compare you with Odegaard or Take Kubo, if you stay in the first team and you play badly they will say that you are a bluff and they will only say nothing if you play extraordinarily well every game between now and 2029. And, dear Arda, even then they will say something about you, for sure. That’s why you have to talk to Modric, about whom they said by the way that he came to cover up shame, or with Kroos, who they’ve been trying to sell for five years. Look, he talks to Dani Carvajal, who has been there almost all his life. Or, even better, with Nacho, who has been there since he was born. They will tell you how nice it is to win with Real Madrid and how damn difficult it is not to.

Arda, courage and the bull, which is black (well, in this case white) and has pitons like Mío Cid’s sword. It is not easy to fight, I already warn you. Madonna was recently asked what she would say now to that girl who was starting in the world of music and that she had all her dreams intact, and she answered the following: “Hold on, curves are coming.” Curves are coming, Arda Güler, the seven revolts are coming, so hold on, as the current Madonna would say to the Madonna of the 90s. Take it easy, learn, enjoy, fulfill your dream and make us happy with your art, bullfighter, what a you are a bullfighter You chose well, rascal, and not as I deceived. Maybe you agree with him, who knows. If you do, tell him why it took you so little to decide when it turns out that half of Europe was following in your footsteps. Do me that favor, Arda, tell him. Let’s see if he learns the lesson.

2023-07-06 18:02:11
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