Zlatan Ibrahimovic announces his retirement from sport

This Sunday, AC Milan beat Hellas Verona (3-1), but the major event of the evening did indeed take place off the pitch. Confined to a spectator role caused by multiple physical glitches, Zlatan Ibrahimovic announced his retirement from sport at 41, with tears in his eyes. The spectators of San Siro, however, seemed incredulous. “The time has come for me to say goodbye to football”dropped the interested party. “Tears in everyone’s eyes. Zlatan is huge”tweeted the official Serie A account.