What made baseball fun this week: Shohei Ohtani is more Funyuns than Fugees, Marcell Ozuna vs Will Smith forever

MLB fans are wondering if Shohei Ohtani likes 90s music, besides salty snacks, or if he’s ever heard of Zach or Seth Galifianakis….

What made baseball fun this week was in Los Angeles, the Southeast and, of course, the Midwest.

We’re approaching Memorial Day, which means we have memories to make, Dawg. MLB fans remember the time to watch their favorite team win, lose, and most importantly, not tie, because the tie is the most un-American thing ever devised since the metric system. . For what Changer When you can keep doing what you do, like Marcell Ozuna?

You don’t have to be a blind bowler to see that there is No rain inside domes in Florida, courthouses in Milwaukee on the verge of condemnation and, in large part, Los Angeles. But Do not Cry when it rains in LA, and please don’t use your illusion, bro. It can be hard to hold a candle in the cold November RainBut I’m going to light your candle, because I’m sure it will enlighten you… The life of man now move.

This week, baseball has mostly been about All-Beef teams, billionaire steaks, Funyuns and a bicoastal feud over the batter’s box. Who doesn’t like that? The past week has been a bit salty, whether it’s the pettiness or the discharge that seems to pop out of Freddie Freeman’s eyes as he approaches the Chattahoochee. It is Simple, Jack. Do not ask Tug Speedman to make his eyes rain again for us.

Without further ado, let’s get things moving. Danny McBride control a fireworks !

Believe me, this week’s segments are a real firework!

• Hot cleats, Gatorade baths
• This. It is. Florida. Baseball!
• Look Good, Feel Good, Play Good
• The guy of the week, man

Hot cleats, Gatorade baths: Rowdy Tellez, welcome to the All-Beef team, baby!

Do you know the Muffin Man? The muffin man? The Muffin Man! You can be sure that Rowdy Tellez knows him. A full member of the All-Beef team, The Muffin Man is clearly the alias of Miguel Jordan. It’s about being the most beautiful from the ankles to the feet. Herm Edwards would certainly testify to this, because we play to win the match. Good morning ?! Attention. He will hit you!

As a former suburban No. 11 first baseman, Tellez’s shenanigans on the mic resonate with me more than they should. With the confidence to get all the meat possible at Arby’s drive-in, we can only hope it bleeds blood that looks and tastes like the most perfect concoction of Arby’s and Horsey Sauce. Sir, is this an Arby’s? No, it’s American Family Field!

Let’s not get too rambunctious about Rowdy. We can’t hire From Maniac to do stunts for us in round seven. Him and Le Gang had a dispute, among other things… While Rowdy Roddy White won’t walk through that door, let’s hope the co-captains of the All-Beef team deliver the goods. I will eat my weight in red meat if it allows me to become a champion.

When he’s a-walkin’, Tellez is showing off and he’s so tired of knowing The Muffin Man.

Look Good, Feel Good, Play Good The guy of the week, man

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