but where do the Nets vacation?

Now that the NBA season is over, it’s vacation time! Great League players still have a few weeks off free time in front of them to take it easy in the sun, have a shovelful of cocktails… or not. Hey, it’s true that everyone has their own definition of the word “holiday”, so for you the editorial staff of TrashTalk looked for where the members of the Nets decided to escape. Holidays ? With all the mess around their franchise, the players may not have been able to rest as they wanted. Thanks Keke.

Kyrie Irving

Did you expect him to spend his summer in the company of the Children of Venus association? Well no. Kyrie has spent his summer wandering around WNBA and Summer League halls. Needless to say, he likes basketball the guy. Finally, he would probably like it more on the side of Los Angeles, but that’s not the point huh. A little check here, a little photo in this room… and everyone is happy. Well, we suspect that there must have been an attempt to contact Elon Musk to see if the Earth is beautiful and round, but it has not filtered through.

Joe Harris

Coming out of an almost white season due to an ankle injury playing overtime too much, Joe did not have the time to chill in Menton as he would have wished. Yeah, the phone that vibrates every five minutes with each time a new rumor about his team, it’s not joy. Fortunately, Joe found the solution: big free kick in the iPhone 13 prime Roberto Carlos, and it clears. Respect the tranquility serious guys.

Nicolas Claxton

Nicolas did not have a good vacation. You know why ? Because Nicolas replied one day to Steve Nash, who wanted ” see him at a Brooklyn gymnasium to talk a bit about basketball and the future“. The beautiful circle. Once inside, Nico hears a slightly muffled “click” behind him: the door to the room is locked, it’s no longer possible to get out. Nash’s voice comes over the loudspeaker: Hey Clax’, how are you doing? Well, not cool to have you come like that, but you would never have accepted otherwise… Anyway, I have one of my guys outside who will open the room when you have made a 10/10 in a row at throws- frank. That’s how we progress little! Ah yes, I borrowed your car to go on vacation, I told myself that in any case it was going to take you at least 15 days and you’ll have to get it rolling. Come on, good luck!«

Kevin Durant

Kevin’s summer. Infinitely long for everyone, even for him. At the same time, the holidays began on April 25, should not be too surprised. In the program ? Passage in Greece to be booed by the fans of Olympiakos, in Monaco, then Brooklyn affair, then appointment with Joe Tsai, then concert of Travis Scott in London with the brother James Harden (yeah), then appointment with the entire Nets management ultimately choosing to stay. The sentence is long, but gives a good overview. We hope he was able to enjoy it a bit, maybe that’s why he chose to put airplane mode on for a few days in July.

Seth Curry

For Seth, the summer was quite punctuated by the adventures of the brother. Quadruple NBA champion, that means big (mega) party in San Francisco to celebrate, with all the family and all the friends. After the time of the feast, Seth was also able to discover the 9427 notifications pending on the Whatsapp group of the Nets. What make him want to take the bamboche again so as not to think about it. And he was probably right.

Ben Simmons

« Yeah Rich? Hey, are you sure that was a good Brooklyn plan? ” small message from Bennou left on the answering machine of his agent on July 2 at 6:27 p.m.

« Yo Ben’, yeah don’t worry! Hey, we’ll talk about it later, I’m on a yacht in the bay of Cannes there with two or three colleagues. Wait two seconds, huh what? Yeah give me the same Brad, no higher than the edge huh! Sorry, we’ll talk later, happy holidays! »

No word from his agent since, so Ben took a vacation feeling a bit anxious. Direction Santa Barbara, the pearl of California. Relaxation, rest, and a bit of basketball too. Quiet holidays, what was needed at least to try to get rid of all this mess.

Patty Mills

Patty has seen a lot of that in the NBA. Patty no longer has anything to shake up with the contests between the stars and the management of her team. New South Wales, you know? South East Australia. Mediterranean climate, white sand beaches. Group of friends, little guitar, little campfire, packet of marshmallows, that’s life.

TJ Warren

One of the few who’s happy to have spent the summer in Brooklyn? No doubt so, since the player sees this arrival as a superb opportunity to relaunch his career. The summer period was marked by work, to arrive in good shape at training camp. And with a smile, always. Return to the best level and give the Nets the confidence they have given him? Tiji’s dream.

Steve Nash

A vacation spent squeezing his buttocks about his future. Getting up with a lump in your stomach, never too easy. The day everything changed ? The one where the Nets released a statement assuring Joe Tsai’s support to his entire management team and athletic staff. A real joy. Of the ? Direction Cancún to have a party, but not like Pavel Nedved, here we choose sobriety.

So which program excites you the most? In truth, it’s really warm to go sing with Patty Mills at sunset on an Australian beach. Like a VIP spot for Travis Scott, we’re not going to lie to each other. We especially hope that Nic Claxton has finished his throws, since time.

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