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Every year on May 4th, Star Wars fans gather to celebrate their favorite space opera franchise with fanfare, costumes, movie feasts and fun. Attending Star Wars Day is a tradition almost as old as the franchise itself, and there are plenty of ways throughout the day to show your appreciation for George Lucas’ intergalactic vision.
If you’re looking to spread the fun or celebrate Star Wars Day in a light-hearted way, here are some May the Fourth jokes guaranteed to make even Yoda giggle.
Do you have any more jokes to add to the list? Let us know!
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“Skywalker’s Rise”
May the Fourth Jokes for all ages on Star Wars Day.
1. Q: Why did the Jedi cross the road?
A: To go to the dark side.
2. Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s favorite restaurant?
A: Pizza Hutt!
3. Q: Where does Princess Leia shop?
A: Im Darth Maul.
4. Q: What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?
A: The referee!
5. Q: Why was the droid angry?
A: Someone kept pushing their buttons.
6. Q: What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
A: Luke Warm!
7. Q: Is Chewbacca good at baseball?
A: No, he’s a Wookiee.
8. Q: Why doesn’t Princess Leia find a boyfriend?
A: She has been looking for love in places in Alderaan.
9. Q: How do Jedi open PDF files?
A: They use Adobe Wan Kenobi.
10. Q: Why did the Star Wars movies 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 come out?
A: They put Yoda in charge of planning.
11. Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Aargh-2-D2.
12. F: Hat BB Hunger?
A: No, BB-8.
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“The Last Jedi”
13. Q: How did Luke find out what he got for his birthday?
A: He felt his gifts!
14. Q: Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
A: Der Second-Hand-Laden.
15. Q: Why is Yoda so good at gardening?
A: He has a green thumb!
16. Q: What kind of cars do Jedi drive?
A: Toy Yoda.
17. Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite food?
A: Ein Sith-Kebab.
18. Q: What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
A: A Han duet.
19. Q: Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
A: Darth Kellner!
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“The Mandalorians”
20. Q: What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A; May the force be with ewe!
21. Q: Why is Luke Skywalker always invited to a picnic?
A: Because he has the forks with him!
22. Q: What did the Jedi say to his girlfriend?
A: You are the Obi-Wan to me.
23. Q: What did Darth Vader say when he entered a vegetarian restaurant?
A: I find your lack of steak disturbing.
24. Q: What do you call an invisible droid?
A: C-by-PO.
25. Q: Why are Death Star pilots tired of space battles?
A: Because they always end in a draw!
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