It is a bug placed by the Guardia di Finanza in the classroom of theUniversity for foreigners of Perugia which reveals the farce exam organized on September 17 to grant Italian citizenship a Luis Suarez. To ask the questions (agreed, the investigation will reveal) to the Barça player, who at the end of August had signed a pre-contract with Juve which then pulled back, the professors Lorenzo Rocca (investigated) e Danilo Rini. Here are the salient parts.
First part
Rocca: Well, we can start with the exam, in the meantime if you tell us a little about her, if you can introduce yourself.
Suarez: My name is Luis, I was born in Salto, Uruguay. When I was 7, then (incomprehensible) from Uruguay. I have been married to my wife for 10 years. I have 3 children, a 10 year old girl. I had been in Barcelon … Barcelona, for 6 years! I am a footballer, a professional.
Rini: We heard, haha.
Suarez: At 15, start to …
Rini: to play
Suarez: To play! Football. Uruguay national team, then Ajax, Holland, then Liverpool.
Rocca: And what do you like to do in your free time?
Suarez: I really enjoy being with my family, in my free time I play the playstation, with my children. Afterwards I really like (incomprehensible) in Uruguay to make bercue, with my friends! With my family. Stay together.
Second part
Rocca: So, here you have 4 images, you can choose two, the ones you want. If you can describe them please.
Suarez: This! There are two people, a mom and a baby. Mom helps aaa, then helps …
Rocca: Doing homework.
Suarez: Doing homework! Eeee, baby, a punishment in the notebook to be a mom wearing a red shirt. Children wear light blue shirt. Mom wears glasses.
Rocca: Alright, fine! Another image.
Suarez: There are four people. Dad, mom and boy and girls, making food.
Rocca: Very well!
Suarez: The supermarket, the shopping.
Rini: Shopping, yes yes.
Suarez: To eat, the child brings cocummella.
Rini: Watermelons, ahahahha.
Suarez: Yes, yes. Peppers eee …
Rocca: Fruits and vegetables.
Suarez: Fruits and vegetables! Then cart. Mucho very (incomprehensible) very happy children.
Part Three
Rocca: Listen, since in these 4 images, the ones you have chosen, but also the others: they all talk about the family, right? Let’s try to compare Italy and its country, Uruguay, with respect to the idea of family. There are some aspects in common, the differences between the family in Italy and the family in Uruguay.
Suarez: In Uruguay the family is very large. For example, I welcomed my very large family, cinquo hermano (phonetic) cinquo brothers.
Rini: Yes, yes.
Suarez: Three brothers, 2 …
Rocca: Sisters!
Suarez: Sisters! eeee my wife, another very large family. Three brothers. Also in Uruguay it is normal for a very large family. In Italy…
Rini: In Italy not really haha.
Suarez: In Uruguay they really like to do all together not much difference.
Rini: In Italy, couples usually have only one child: by now, there are most of them.
Suarez: No, we have three children.
Rocca: It’s a nice thing! She told me that even in Uruguay, families love to do everything together, so already, let’s talk a little about the relationship between husband and wife, within the family. The equality of husband and wife is important for the Italian state, even before the law. What do you think equality between husband and wife means? Suarez: The wife and husband must do everything together, it depends on the law to do or not to do something, all together. And my family, we discuss with my wife can do something, it is normal.
Rini: Arguing is normal! The duties, let’s say, in the family are the same as for men and women.
Suarez: Yes Yes Yes.
Rocca: Rights and duties though, ahahahha okay, do you do the shopping too sometimes?
Suarez: Nerd.
Rocca: Ahaha The only thing to cook, cook? she too?
Suarez: Yes yes, I like it very much.
Fourth part
Rocca: You tell me you are happy, content with your life here in Perugia, but also a little worried, because you have so many things to do and you don’t have much time for your family, for your children. So she asks me for advice, what to do, where to go on Sunday or when she is free, together with her family. Then. Hi Luis, how are you, how are you?
Suarez: Well, very happy. Very happy family, school child, but little worried.
Rocca: Worried? Because?
Suarez: Because I don’t have much time here to stay with my family, play the playstation, children, do something with my wife. I come back, I come back in the afternoon, at 3, I’m a little worried.
Rocca: You have too many commitments, you come back tired from work. Eh, maybe you should go and see some nice place, with your family, have a trip.
Suarez: Okay, good idea, I talk to my wife and (incomprehensible).
Rocca: Yes, ask.
Suarez: Ask him some …
Rocca: Some place?
Suarez: Yup.
Rocca: So, near Perugia, a very famous city, not too big, Assisi. Assisi famous for San Francesco, for the cathedral, you could spend a nice day or Sunday in Assisi.
Suarez: Good idea, talk to my wife and Sunday we do!
Rocca: This tour.
Suarez: This tour.
Rocca: Okay, what do you say is enough?
Rini: It should be enough.
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