The home stretch is near in the NBA for how next season will unfold. Start on December 22? January 18? All-Star Game or not All-Star Game? And your hake, with or without potatoes? We took stock this morning here, but in order to help the cousins as best as possible, here are some “homemade” proposals to combine pleasure and efficiency in the recovery. There is more than to draw.
The delta between the top franchises and the bottom of the pond is more and more wide since the best players in the League have decided to regroup in somewhat cheated superteams. Idea to homogenize all this? Isolate meetings between the Cavs and the Lakers, for example, and have LeBron James play with Cleveland. One more chance for the Cavs to double their number of victories in the season, the assurance of making a hit in court and being entitled to 42 minutes of full Caruso at the end, on darts we call it a triple 20.
Evolve the Knicks only at home. The poor are already having a bit of a hard time stringing together two wins in a row, maybe it hasn’t happened to them for three years, so we’re nice in the offices and we give them an extra chance to get their heads out of the water. .
In the same vein, want to start the Wolves matches with a handicap of twenty points for their opponent. French licensees know this well, because who has never experienced a Coupe de France match that started at +20 for Bellegarde and ended at +40 for Poligny. Spoiler, Bellegarde is Wolves and Poligny is the 29 other NBA teams.
Evolve the Knicks on the outside. We’ve already changed our minds, because in fact maybe it’s better to save die-hard Garden fans a year of visual slaughter. Atmosphere guaranteed in every game perhaps, but 90% of tourists so we bump into it, they just have to go see Nets games.
Plan fifteen meetings between the Pacers of TJ Warren and the Heat of Jimmy Butler, because we are like the Lopez us, we like the castagne. Not a great idea for Indiana on the other hand, it stinks the results at 2-13.
Plan fifteen meetings between the Nuggets and the Jazz. Like that Jamal Murray and Donovan Mitchell will be elected co-MVP 2020-21.
Remove the Knicks from the calendar. We changed our mind again and this time is the last. We’ve turned the problem around and around, the Knicks suck, they don’t interest anyone, they waste our time and can’t understand that Frank Ntilikina is the best leader of his generation.
Only play Kevin Durant against franchises weaker than the Nets. Because we all know that at the slightest defeat KD will join his executioner in order to make his life more comfortable.
To make NBA players aware that there is a game called TrashTalk Fantasy League and that it conditions our days, humanly speaking. Thank you very much gentlemen, it will prevent Trae Young from attempting a shot from the other end of the field at the end of each quarter. Because he makes him laugh, but we get -2 every time.
All-Star Game or not All-Star Game, you might as well immediately signify to Aaron Gordon that he will not win the Slam Dunk Contest. And therefore that he will win nothing at all.
Can we demote the Kings? It will already be three or four games less for everyone, best regards. And if we could ban them from Draft too, that would be good.
Even if the Clippers end the regular season with a small 64-8 from the families, no need to include them in the Playoffs. You might as well put the ninth in their place, or the tenth, anyway, because the important thing is that we all know how it will end in the Playoffs.
So it’s a bit far-fetched, we concede it, but we’re so lost right now that we haven’t found anything better than to write this kind of article after having ingested a liter of water. dead end life. Come on, health.
