That misfortune of De Luca against CR7. Juve in search of anti-Naples amulets – Chronicle

In via Druento, the Juventus headquarters, there are those touch iron and resorts to apotropaic rites if on the horizon he sees the shadow of ‘Delu & Dela’, or By Luca e de Laurentiis, who with their words seem to have pulled us to CR7. At Continassa there are people convinced that there is no challenge that can be faced without the help of the pagan gods of Fortune. So there are very few, after the shooting of the ‘sorcerer governor ‘ and of the ‘presidentissimo’, to deny that divination and magic are more powerful than the Golden Ball.

On the other hand, they ask disconsolately i gobbi (characters who, jellatically speaking, would bring luck), how is it possible to counter the Neapolitans, masters of superstition and capable of hurling anathemas against rivals, as unstoppable as penalties kicked by Maradona? Let’s face it: in the eyes of the fans of the ‘Old lady’, the award-winning firm ‘Delu & Dela’ is allied with the virus.

The Bianconeri ultras, now trapped in their nightmare Fornite, see Aurelio and Vicienz as greasers, as Totò, in ‘La patente’ (the episode directed by Luigi Zampa), cruel Thánatos by Pirlo’s boys. Menagrami, people who glare at you, dangerous as soon as they open their mouths, a pair of black glasses and a grim smile on their lips. And so they stay on the internet to find similarities, affinities, analogies, touching each other when they download the photo of Dela with dark glasses and that of Delu all dressed in black.

The fact that the Ronaldo’s positivity has surfaced a Tuesday 13 he only adds more boiling oil on the fear of the Juventus people, now certain that it is not enough to make horns to ward off the evil eye. It’s not true but I believe it. So more than T-shirts, sweatshirts and caps, Juventus brand merchanding should change course towards the sale of amulets. Red croissantsi, the hunchback (obviously wearing a black and white shirt), the horseshoe, the ‘silly pacifier’ owl and even the winged phallus. A whole proliferation of pocket objects against the birds of ill omen that fly from the South. Will it be enough or is there to resort to the exorcist?

For the moment someone has already been seen in front of the Stadium to throw coarse salt behind them and to recite propitiatory formulas. The pacifier fans chuckle. Now that Cristiano has been hit and sunk, they celebrate revenge against their hated rivals, who demanded victory at the table, and present the bill. “Other than three to zero, now you have to pay the tax. Which one? That of the health of the bomber and the other hunchbacks”.