Geno Bonnalie is Joel Dahmen’s longtime friend / caddy. This week the couple is at Winged Foot in Mamaroneck, New York for the 2020 US Open. While Dahmen is allegedly living in a posh hotel near the pitch, Bonnalie has booked an Airbnb. Unfortunately, it happened and is now in a local motel. Not good!
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Geno Bonnalie and Joel Dahmen at the PGA Championship.
When your Airbnb cancels for you the day you arrive at the US Open: pic.twitter.com/1krlMq6r90
– Geno Bonnalie (@GenoBonnalie) September 15, 2020
Bonnalie has obviously watched a lot of CSI because she sees holes in the walls and immediately thinks they’re caused by bullets and starts identifying the blood splatter patterns and recreating the crime with just her mind.
In fact, this would work like a network procedure on CBS. A golf caddy / detective who solves golf murders. It would be like “Murder She Wrote” but all the murders take place in a country club.
Anyway, once Bonnalie helps the police wrap this up, it will be in her friend’s bag. Until the sink falls on his foot. Good luck, Geno!
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