Honoring Dad’s worst golfing reactions to Tiger Woods’ famous moments

When it comes to Tiger Woods, there is no shortage of celebratory moments. But looking back at Tiger’s greatest hits, we almost always focus on the man himself. Apparently, there are some tremendously awkward / funny scenes taking place on the periphery of these scenes. Here are some of the greatest secondary characters from Tiger Woods’ best moments.

Shirts rolled up at the commemorative hit of the 2004 flop

Forget colonel mustard. We have Mr. Ohio State, with the folding chair, at the Memorial. Since his vertical is only four inches, his shirt remains tighter than an Under Armor mannequin at Dick’s Sporting Goods. This compression is important because, otherwise, his calves would explode with every jump. It’s hard to know if he was sitting on that folding chair before picking it up to wield it like a torch. But if somehow he pulled it out from under himself, folded it and brandished it so quickly, you should say that he probably works in the folding chair sector.

The honorable mention here goes to this guy:

Another disciple from the school of thought “bring your folding chair with you”. Like Ohio State, this boy’s shirt is held in suspenders. Take off those shorts and you’ll find something sexy, lacy and probably saturated with the type of swamp that generates BIG mosquitoes. That point says “you as a man”, but those shorts say Jos. A 5-for-1 bank.

The Chip sorbet shirts – 2005 Masters, 16th Hole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N82hi71jkk

To honor Tiger’s most famous golf shot (and arguably THE most famous golf shot ever), we appeal to two barrel-fathers who were lucky enough to have a front row seat in Augusta’s 16th hole.

The yellow shirt punctuates the hat. The strength of that peak almost makes it fall. Then does that thing that kids sometimes do where, when they laugh hard with a friend, they fight / collide? Kind of like the Donnell Rawlings gif from the Breakfast Club?

Fortunately, his pink friend is there to catch him, and they bounce together in ecstasy. Seen through a certain lens, it is adorable: half hug and half tickle. But it is also the time par excellence of the tiger par excellence of the dad who celebrates. Talk about secondhand joy / anger.

Move The Rock Vest – 1999 Phoenix Open

So, so much fun to have in this clip. It is a father’s day. Let’s start with the outfits: account FOUR vests. Wide range in terms of your depth. I have to believe that most of these guys shop in the PGA stores you see at the airports. I bet they make a murder in there.

Second, the laughter when they try to move the rock for the first time and it doesn’t move. I want to drink those laughs all day. “Hahaha, puppy, that rock has deceived us!” Fortunately they still believed in themselves. Someone was there to drive. Someone said “guys, we can really do it, don’t give up.” And something tells me that that leader was this guy:

Guy is relieved. There are no two ways to do this. This combination of high-necked vest leaves little to the imagination. I’m not complaining, and neither is Tiger.

Next, the appearance of sweaters tied around the waist. Are they hot? Or are you just trying to look sexy?

By now every single man in this group has told the story more than twenty times. “I was there, with my sweater tied around my waist, moving the rock.” Some guys did more, others were only there for the show. But in the end, this is the closest each of us can ever recreate that biblical moment when the rock was moved to the resurrection of Jesus. Or something.