Look, fam. We all miss sports. The world is pretty boring right now without them.
We understand that they are gone for now for good reason: we have to distance ourselves from social media to do our part in taking away the coronavirus. But, man, we miss our sports.
Do you know who misses sport the most? NBA Reddit. They are literally losing their mind right now with no basketball to watch.
Yes, I know what you are thinking. Reddit has always been the most curious place on the Internet. If you are looking for good conspiracy content and deep dives on the most irrelevant details on the strangest things, go to reddit. So it’s only natural that NBA Reddit would be weird, even with basketball.
But without it? People are losing it. And it’s getting worse by the day.
You. Someone asked if an owner could * theoretically * get around the salary limit by MARRYING a player.
This is only the tip of the iceberg. Someone asked if Zion Williamson would have been so mortgaged if he had the name HERBERT BARTHOLOMEW. What?
Everything is unfolding quickly. So fast.
To be honest, it wasn’t all super fantastic. In part he was only slightly mad. Someone said that Zion Williamson looks like the toothless dragon from the Disney movie How to train a dragon and maybe?
Someone even made some pretty good social distance hints using the example of the NBA defense against Ben Simmons.
These are tough times for all of us, but none of us are experiencing it like NBA Reddit is. Their minds move at 3000 miles per minute and don’t stop early.
Please, Basketball Gods. If there is SOMETHING you can do to stop this madness, do it. If not for all of us, then only for NBA Reddit’s sanity.