Madrid: Consistent Soccer Frustration | Sports News
Pep Guardiola, experienced samurai of the press conferences at the Bernabéu —You know, the fucking master, Xosé, what’s your camera…—, he advised Xabi Alonso on Tuesday to piss on his own. “And since he doesn’t pee cologne, he will do it well,” he later concluded. You already have the headline, he told the Madrid journalists, … Read more