College athletes are (for the most part) pretty classy characters. Which is refreshing, because a lot of these dudes seem to lose their classy tendencies once they get to the big show. Sure, I love to see a bunch of grown men bite each other while making millions of dollars as much as the next guy, but I’m not going to turn my nose up at a little lesson every now and then to shake things up.
College sports fans, however, have roughly zero class, which I love. If the players on your team aren’t going out of their way to hit their opponents in the proverbial face, you need to do it for them. When I was in college, our basketball team went to our conference championships against the state of Fresno. So obviously we started singing Fuck you, Fresno. Was it classy? No. Did it work? Well, we won, so fill in the blanks.
Enter the Texas A&M baseball fans who, to get inside the TCU pitcher’s head, have scanned a continuous count of the number of balls he throws between shots, something that would obviously distract the longer it goes on.
If you’re a visiting pitcher at Blue Bell Park, you don’t want to give a Texas A&M hitter a 4-pitch walk … https://t.co/DGFbUeY8Ms
— NCAA Baseball (@NCAACWS) June 12, 2016
Imagine trying to accomplish anything while a whole stage of strangers pointed out your weaknesses. you drink too much !! Your mother regrets having you !! Women only sleep with you if you keep your shirt on and the lights off !! Very distracting. I would have thrown a lot more than seven balls. In the end, though, it’s college sports for you. The Aggies needed a win and the only way to do it was to climb up on this little boy’s ear and beat his front lobe with expertly crafted insults to make him feel as humanly horrible as possible. A win is a win. If you have to take out some national TV guys to earn that W, you have to do what you have to do.
