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but where do the Cavaliers spend their holidays?

Now that the NBA season is over, it’s vacation time! Great League players still have a few weeks off free time in front of them to take it easy in the sun, have a shovelful of cocktails… or not. Hey, it’s true that everyone has their own definition of the word “holiday”, so for you the editorial staff of TrashTalk looked for where the members of the Cavaliers decided to escape. Spoiler: they may not have won the title this year, but there are some great champions on this team.

NB: these destinations are most often imaginary and have the sole purpose of making you smile, even if they are sometimes based on the real holidays of the players mentioned.

Darius Garland

We wanted to start with our friend Darius Garland because it seems that he didn’t really understand the concept of “vacation”. So here it is, at Darius, if you read this article, remember that the principle of “holidays” is to rest! So you drop that ball on us, you go take a shower, and you stop crashing into all the summer leagues in the United States. Is it that hard to tan at the beach? And then if you really can’t stop the sport, you just have to play volleyball with three friends in a swimming pool. But please, let go of basketball for two seconds, because even we are sick of it.

Kevin Love

Oh well! We just came across the exact opposite of Garland. It is well known, for Kevin Love, the holidays are sacred. And if we are used to finding the boy everywhere but never in the same place every summer, it is this time in East Africa that the strong winger has put down his suitcases… or rather carries them around everywhere. Yes, this year, it’s a photo safari with Kate Bock, his wife. To through Tanzania or Rwanda, Keke shares some pretty nice shots with us, like an old retiree after all. You should still ask yourself the right questions man.

Jarrett Allen

The Jarrett Allen case is a mystery that remains very difficult to solve. Discreet about his occupations once the summer comes, the pivot can be anywhere, but we still have our little idea. In order to get in shape next season, the boy went to French Polynesia, and more precisely to the Tuamotu archipelago, where he multiplies the care for his hair. It’s very simple, coconut oil flows freely in the area, exactly what Jarrett needs to fortify his hair fiber. Do not hesitate to contact us if you need advice, here is our email address: hairball@pascertaindeceblazetoutpourri.fr

Caris LeVert

To As soon as the season was over, Caris LeVert left to put on his helmet, his construction shoes and his fluorescent vest to start his new job. Indeed, the latter was recently recruited by a construction company to become a forklift driver. Nice coincidence, isn’t it? Well installed in his forklift, the one his colleagues already nicknamed “LeBleu” in reference to his lack of experience – and not at all to his last name no no – will therefore spend his summer moving pallets. Gotta find something to support the family, right?

Isaac Okoro

Funny activity that Isaac Okoro is currently engaged in. Still not down from the huge poster he dropped on the faces of Alperen Sengun, Kenyon Martin Jr. and Usman Garuba a few months ago, the latter has decided to follow them wherever they go this summer. Isaac in Turkey with Alperen, Isaac in Argentina with Kenyon, Isaac in Spain with Usman… what hell. We wish good luck to the young Rockets, whose vacation must clearly be ruined by the presence of this individual who is a little too sticky.

Evan (et Isaiah) Mobley

Direction the Caribbean for Evan Mobley, who has decided to leave with his family. The reason for this? The number 3 of the Draft 2021 has a lot of trouble cutting the cord, he who remains very very very (too) close to his mamounette. But shhh…it’s a secret. We immediately understand better why Cleveland also decided to select his brother Isaiah this year, because the small gigantic boutchous are inseparable. What wouldn’t we do to make his nugget feel good huh?

Ricky Rubio

After a delicate season due to his big knee injury, Ricky Rubio has decided to take advantage of his summer with his loved ones, in Spain. Yeah… we know the animal, and it wouldn’t surprise us at all to learn that he works in scred with his national team to put it to us well during the next EuroBasket, in which he will not participate in any case. If he thinks we are incapable of seeing his little game, it’s a failure. Not ours Ricky, not ours.

Lauri Markannen

Return to Finland for Lauri Markannen, who will not have had the chance to enjoy a real vacation, due to the international calendar, apart from a few hikes with his son in his native country. To to tell the truth, it was even Lassi Tuovi, coach of the Finnish selection, who came to pick up the player himself at his home. And if Lauri had tried to hide to avoid having to play a whole EuroBasket with Edon Maxhuni and Daniel Dolenc, his 2m13 finally betrayed him, he who really thought he was nowhere to be found behind the toilet door. Decidedly, when it comes to hide and seek, our friend is not the most oxygenated trout in the river.

Cedi Osman

What is certain is that Cedi Osman is not likely to forget this summer of 2022. At the beginning of July, when Darius Garland was starting his fifth match of the day, on the other side of the world, Cedi married Ebru Sahin, a Turkish actress. Congratulations to the guy, who was also seen with his (now) wife in the Seychelles, probably for their honeymoon. Finally, the boy still experienced a great return to reality since he is now back in Turkey to also prepare for the Euro with Alperen Sengun and… Isaac Okoro, who should really consider consulting a professional.

Broken Black

No holidays for rookies, what did you think? Gotta work the youngsters.

So which program excites you the most? Here, we advise you to avoid Okoro who clearly has a fart in his helmet, Garland who will kill you, Mobley with whom you will be pissed off, Love who is 107 years old, Rubio because he is a Spaniard… Finally, decide according to your hair. Those who have it join Allen, the others follow Osman, who knows guys who can do miracles for 40 balls in Turkey.

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