good news, Hassan Whiteside has lost none of his legendary hustle

This week the NBA still amazed our eyes, whether with those unplayable Grizzlies, a LeBron or an Embiid… unplayable. But be prepared to take a big glass of hydrofluoric acid in your eyes because after seeing this new episode of Shaqtin ‘A Fool, you won’t see basketball the same way. On the menu, a very messy counter-attack, a mascot who’s going crazy, and a Hassan Whiteside at the top of his game.

For the first two exploits of the week, we find Bobby Portis and Precious Achiuwa who give us a lesson in how to manage a counter-attack. The first zozo of the two? He goes on a completely solo counterattack, cushy the cat, only has to end up quiet since the Nets have decided to respect the barrier gestures and to leave him fourteen meters. It goes up to the dunk easy and… well no that does not fit, with of course the big exit eyes as a bonus as a signature. For Achiuwa we are almost in the same situation, except that he hits a sprint in running-back mode until… he gets off the field, well done man, but it’s not the right sport.

We then stay in Toronto because, this time, it is the… mascot who decided to use his charms to destabilize Devin Booker on the throwing line. Almost effective technique since D-Book will still put its throw, and maybe it’s Kendall Jenner who was hiding under the costume to come piss off her ex. On the other hand, the prize for the worst action of the week goes to Hassan Whiteside. Bounce before making a pass that would make Magic Johnson vomit, Hamidou Diallo who recovers the ball before procrastinating, expecting Whiteside to defend… But Hassan Whiteside remains Hassan Whiteside. Mike Conley looks at him as if to say “Hassan, are you defending?” “, To which he will answer” eh … for what? », A clever way of making us laugh on stage as much as the Strangers.

Nice week once again, it’s nice it allows you to relax. Unless you are a fan of Jazz of course, in which case you would have a strong desire to shake up Hassan Whiteside.

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