“Excerpt from the ‘New Year’s Eve Press Conference’ that Tsar Putin dedicated to his servants, vassals and little shits of the press”
Tsar Putin in his ‘New Year’s Press Conference’:
-Let’s see, servants, vassals, little shits of the press:
for Christmas, once again, I give you a nice wheel
in which, of course, no one will say what they really think!
-Thank you: the next one!
-Sr. Putin: Sobre Navalny…?
– Exactly: there was no poisoning; Thank you!
-And about Ukraine …?
-We agree: let’s turn the page!
-Russians don’t want to get vaccinated …
-I am a learned man surrounded by ignorant:
I’m going to hang them by the balls, from now on!
sir, they call you TYRANE.
-Security: to Siberia,
with this nerd, for 30 years!
“But sir, I’m not saying it!”
-May it be 40 years old: For a bastard!
‘Collonoski’, I’m late
for my judo exhibition:
I’ll see you next year
if you are not yet in the trullo!