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Tsar Putin at his ‘New Year’s Eve Press Conference’. By Guirong Fu

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Tsar Putin at his ‘New Year’s Press Conference’

“Excerpt from the ‘New Year’s Eve Press Conference’ that Tsar Putin dedicated to his servants, vassals and little shits of the press”

Tsar Putin in his ‘New Year’s Press Conference’:

-Let’s see, servants, vassals, little shits of the press:

for Christmas, once again, I give you a nice wheel

in which, of course, no one will say what they really think!

-Mr. President…

-Thank you: the next one!

-Sr. Putin: Sobre Navalny…?

– Exactly: there was no poisoning; Thank you!

-And about Ukraine …?

-We agree: let’s turn the page!

-Russians don’t want to get vaccinated …

-I am a learned man surrounded by ignorant:

I’m going to hang them by the balls, from now on!

-Some gossip,

sir, they call you TYRANE.

-Security: to Siberia,

with this nerd, for 30 years!

“But sir, I’m not saying it!”

-May it be 40 years old: For a bastard!

‘Collonoski’, I’m late

for my judo exhibition:

I’ll see you next year

if you are not yet in the trullo!

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