Here is the news you do not expect. Here is the magic formula to the main evils of Grifone.
The search for the way out of the tunnel of negativity in which Genoa has fallen would be inducing the rossoblù club to experience a innovative and creative solution. A remedy never tried before that promises to revolutionize the world of football forever.
ALL IN THE FIELD – To cope with the continuous and growing wave of injuries which is seriously compromising the work of Andriy Shevchenko, the new American property has decided to anticipate the times regarding a project long studied and named ‘Now it’s your turn!’. It is a system already in use for some time in an experimental way in the Eskimo badminton championship and which according to the experts of theUniversity of Battoubelin, who studied and created it, would allow Sheva to no longer have training problems.
Friday evening already against Sampdoria, in the very delicate derby between misci and evil pigiae, Genoa could take the field with several absolute novelties in their line-up. To thicken a squad decimated by the infirmary, the Ukrainian coach will in fact be able to draw directly from the subscribers of the Grifone. Through a simple draw, which will be carried out via videoconference and in front of a notary in the guesthouse of Villa Rostan the day before the race, ten lucky Genoan loyalists will be forced to flesh out the distinguished rossoblù, with the concrete possibility of even taking the field alongside their favorites.
FUTURISTIC PROJECT – In this way the fans, probably wearing their tattered stadium jersey directly, will be able to make a real and concrete contribution to the cause of their favorite team, simultaneously solving the most serious of the problems that currently afflicts. the Griffin.
A crazy project only in appearance but which on a more careful reading actually reveals a multitude of positives. First of all, the basin from which to fish potential players is almost infinite. If for the moment the only starting candidates are in fact the only Genoa season ticket holders, soon the project should be extended to anyone who manages to win a coupon for a Ligurian match. So not necessarily a rossoblù fan. However, there are currently several doubts about this aspect, given that many view the possibility of having the shirt worn by those who do not care about the fate of this team.
REVENUES TO STARS – Either way the solution would have important repercussions also at the economic level. Not only would it be at no cost, since players would not be paid any attendance fees, but it would significantly increase the number of tickets sold, bringing plenty of cash into the company’s coffers and at the same time allowing to reduce the number of registered players. With this method furthermore, disputes would also be reduced of those fans who often accuse the players of poor attachment to the shirt or of having limited technical skills. Who will go to the trouble of shouting ‘I did that goal too’ or ‘You play like a retiree’ knowing that the following week you may have to demonstrate it in practice?
Finally, from a social point of view, the system would make a great contribution to the main civil battles taking place in our country. The recruitment of players would in fact be dictated purely by fate, without making distinctions of sex, age, religion, geographical origin and food preferences.
REVOLUTION – in conclusion Italian football, but perhaps also worldwide, it is at the dawn of a new era. And anyone can be the protagonist. To try to do this, just buy a ticket to enter the stadium and cross your fingers. Who knows if the Blindfolded Goddess decides to kiss you. But beware of a contraindication. Given the air that is blowing in the rossoblù locker room, the risk of being the next guest in the Genoa infirmary is very high. Are you willing to take the risk of spraining your ankle simply by getting off the bus?
